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Friday, March 5, 2010

I apologize for the long delayed post. The reason for my slow updates on my blog is that life has been really hectic for me, that I can hardly take a breather. There are just things for me to do like for almost every day and I rarely touch my laptop nowadays, or at least, not as much as before.

My life has been really boring, nothing interesting really happens unlike previously. I think it blog is going to have zero readers really soon, perhaps only me left in the end. I need to catch up on my sleep. My dark eye rings are getting really bad, to the extent that Mum nags at me for it. HAHA. Oh well.




So ... As I was clearing up my inbox today, I came across this email which made me laugh. Perhaps it may not be funny to you, but it is funny to me.

Two men, a Chinese and an Indian were sitting in a pub, drinking shots after shots.

The Indian man said to the Chinese guy, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. I told them openly and now I have hell lot of family problems."

The Chinese said, "Talking about love marriages, I'll tell you my story."

"I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in law. Legally, now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother, is my grandson. Ultimately, I have became my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. AND YOU SAY YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS !?"

The Indian guy fainted on the spot.

I think this is a pretty cool story. Complicated as it is. Can you imagine drawing a family tree for this Chinese man? I would definitely want to see it!

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