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Monday, September 29, 2008

!!!!!

I am so dead serious now. What's with people and saying that I am never serious! I mean, I'm always serious just that they don't notice it.

It so happened the other day, I was having lunch with my usual ging-gang of friends and they started talking about meee!

"Jessica got a joker face!"
"If one day she is not that crazy, you'll know something is wrong."
"I just feel like smacking her after every sentence she speaks."
"She can never be serious one larhh, forgive her."
"What a lame CHOP!"
"Why isn't she in IMH?"

There's actually more, than that. They were practically speaking as if I was invisible, and were discussing on what to write on my testimonial. I can't imagine if they wrote my testimonial.
But HEY! Just look at me! I'm so nerdy and innocent! Since when am I a joker!




9:49 PM



It's been a long day for me. School's from 8am - 9pm, and I have drained off all my brain juice. Although it may be a boring day, it was indeed a fulfilling day for me. I finished 2 Chemistry papers! And I had a lot of fun throughout the whole ... 13 hours!


My day started ... When I woke up and walked to the toilet. I cleaned up ... And realised that my hair was very cool and so, I went back to my room and took a picture of it. Check this out! I know la, I made the joke of the day. Rooster head + Panda eyes + Black face =Animal.
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We had lessons then ... And .. .Patrick wanted to study too!


We then had night classes and Chin Chin got really upset because she lost her water bottle which is very important to her and so, I as a good friend, sacrificed my soft toy for her.

To: Lim Chin Chin
Nah, let you play! Don't cry le lah. I will heartbroken one lehh!
From: Jessica

She ... practically pulled off all the mao of my soft toy, that silly girl!


Oh yes, I got bored after drinking my can of nescafe and I did this. I'm so sorry!

I guess that sums up what I did for the whole day!
;D


7:39 AM


Friday, September 26, 2008

Many people say, "A picture speaks a thousand words". Well, thinking that that would be true, I shall post more pictures on my blog, and type less too! (Not too sure if I can stick to that, but still ... )

Pretty Pam. Oh yes, she had a short body in this picture, to make it resemble her in real life.

Oh well, maybe her Chinese is just that lilllll' better than mine!

What more can I say ... She've got weirrddd taste!

But to think of it ... It does quite look like Mr. PG. K.

Well, that's all for now. My art ain't that bad afterall!



1:59 AM


Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I think I have became a CHEEEENAAAA freak. Check this out!

It is all in Chinese! I had difficulty doing it. Average Cheeeena people can complete this task in an hour or lesser. I took two hours. That proves that I am not Cheeeeena and I and not normal. WAHAHAHAHA!


9:22 AM


Monday, September 22, 2008

To: Whoever this may concern

To this matter, I know that my conscience is clear and I did not cheat at all. That one I can promise. It just so happened that my answer was what was in the answer scheme and I was marked wrongly.

You called me up after school to clarify if I had cheated by changing the answers. You sorta wanted me to admit that I have cheated. But, why should I admit that I am in the wrong, when I never did cheat? If I wanted to cheat, I would have already done so in my mid-year examination and why bother to wait until now? Why did I fail 3 subjects during my mid-years instead of passing all by cheating? It is because I want to face up to my mistakes and I don't mind failures. Furthermore, this is also not my end of year examinations. So, why should I cheat?

I got the correct answer as shown on the projector screen and I just circled that question to see if I could get my marks. Who knew that that was the model answer in the answer scheme? Sigh. I know all evidences are against me now, the teachers, markers, even the correction tape marking on my answer sheet is against me. If that is the worse case, I'll get that zero.

But my point here is that I really never cheat! Even the girl sitting next to me never did saw me cheating at all. But she can't be used as an evidence because she is not 24/7 next to me. No matter what happens, I know that I am innocent. And that is all that matters.

It was a good start and a bad end. All cheery in the morning, all moody in the evening. How am I supposed to carry on studying like this?

Anyway, I finally passed my Mathematics. I made history! And here's something to cheer me up.


3:04 AM


Thursday, September 18, 2008

On almost each of our study table or working desk, there always is a vinyl figurine. It may be some cartoon characters that we fancy, or it may even be some soft toy kinda thing. It all depends. I also have my own vinyl figurine. Check this out.

It's made by meee! Wheeeee! See I'm THAT creative!


Oh yes. I saw some peeping tom in my toilet today. Guess what is it?



FREGGGINNGGG PEEEPINNNGGG TOMMIEE LIZARDDD!



9:07 AM


Sunday, September 14, 2008

I went to watch WALL-E with Sam yesterday. He wanted to watch it like weeks ago when it first came out but we ended up watching it yesterday.

The movie did quite impressed me by how it was able to bring across the message of the movie by using so little dialogues. Every emotion felt by the characters in the movie was shown by their facial expressions and sound effects.



That's Wall-e and Eve, or what Wall-e called "EEEVAAA". Sam corrected me and said "It's Eve! Not EEEVAAA!" Ok, it's Eve!

On the overall, it was quite a nice movie. Define "nice", interesting but made me yawn a couple of times. ;D

HAA! You finally got a pimple, Sam!



5:46 AM


Thursday, September 11, 2008


Sorry I was feeling rather down yesterday. But today, I am feeling good! Thank you to those who were there for me yesterday. I really appreciate it.

LOVE YOU GUYS! HUGSS!
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ws - i don't like beating around the bush. you want seaweed ah? go dive into the sea and find. ;D

xingya - yep, it's been a very very long time. want some seaweedies? hahah. oops, sorry!

genn - i miss you too, mouse!

royston - must consider first. whahaha.

wee keat - hello! ;D

gw - thank you. i know you would be there.

lime - thank you. hahaha. i won't sue you for molesting.

xinyi - eh you jealous only.

ron - thank you, ron! you're the best. always there for me. i hope your hand is recovering yep.

eileen - thank you, BS square. you so short, how to hug me!
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THANK YOU!


2:04 AM


Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I am very disappointed with myself. Very disappointed indeed.

Today just marks a day of reflection for me. It started of badly, and ended off badly too. I am experiencing many different thoughts and feelings as my fingers are moving, typing this post. It is just very difficult to pen everything down, in words.

What I have gone through today, just simply tells me that I am quite a failure. Thinking back, I have never once accomplished something big in my life. From young, I learn to be a quitter. Whenever faced with difficulties, I always take the easy way out which is quitting. Have I ever pushed on and complete a task that requires my heart and soul? Well, most probably on minor issues, not big major ones that has impacted myself, not to say the people around me. My parents do not want me to go through the hard way of life, and so, I have been spoon-fed since I was born. When trouble arises, a phone call to either of my parents would solve all matters. Frankly speaking, I have never handled a situation myself before. I guess that I am rather spoilt. I remember having a teacher that scolded me, for being too reliant on my parents. I gave him a smug look then and he screamed his head off at me.

I can't allow any failures to any of my test and examinations no longer. I really need to pull up my socks and buck up. Mathematics used to be one of my strongest subject ... But look what it has become now. I have never passed my Mathematics before, for the whole of this year. I cannot allow this to happen. I am going to make that difference, and pass my Mathematics for once. It all lies in my hands, tonight and tomorrow.

I just feel very disappointed in myself. Sigh.

I NEED A HUGGGGG!
;D


12:27 AM


Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I just find that there are too many post with pictures in my blog already. So this post is here to not make the blog look like a photoblog! So, ignore this post and don't read it!

I tell you not to read already right? Why are you still reading? Eh, you got nothing better to do is it? Stop reading. I tell you to stop! Really rebellious, tell you to stop, you don't want to stop. Trying to test me right? I shall play reverse psychology with you. Read, continue reading. Good job, carry on reading. Carry on! Have you stopped reading? No you have not? Ok. Continue, be that good doggie and listen to me. Continue reading. LALALAL. Stopped? No. I won't let you continue reading further because I'm ending my post here!

DUMBASS!


7:00 AM



Each and everyone of us have definitely come across sarcasm many times in our lives. Some of us use sarcasm to crack a joke, while some of us use sarcasm to criticise others. Sarcasm can happen in many forms, be it in verbal remarks or whatsoever. But ... I didn't expect sarcasm to happen this way ..

I was just thinking about cartoon characters that has impacted my life in one way or another and decided to look up the internet for their pictures. Yep, the Powerpuff Girls did impacted my life - they fight crime and the forces of evil!


This is actually how the Powerpuff Girls look like. Aren't they cute? (Just like me, but I'm cuter)
As I continued my search for their pictures, I found this!



Powerpuff Ladies! It is indeed a wonder how these people can predict the future of the powerpuff girls. Oh yes, to add on to it, these girls are indeed BUSTY. Are you jealous?

I think ... As the years passed by, because of all the different chemicals that was used to create these girls, somehow ... In one way or another .... They undergo hormonal change.



Look at this - Moustache, weird lipstick colour, octopus eyes! OH MY GAWD! What is happening to them? I am indeed amazed by the creativity of these people. Oh yes, they are called The Devils in the picture.
-____"




THE BEST OF THE BEST ...

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WHAT THE HELLLLLL .. OOOO!
Great sarcasm in this picture - From cute to .... extremely ugly.

*pukes!


6:21 AM


Monday, September 8, 2008

You know, when we were all in primary school, we had this kinda like ... Seaweed-y liking? Each recess, we would spend 10 cents buying one small packet of seaweed? At times, we would buy these packets of seaweeds and smuggle them to class and eat. The packets of seaweeds would look like this ....


I have no idea why I got that sudden craze to nibble on these seaweeds again. Maybe it is because I still feel young at heart, and thinking that by eating these seaweeds, I would be 7 years old once again! As I was saying that I had this sudden craze for seaweeds, and so, I bought a huge pack of seaweeds. (It seems to me as if it is the first time I am eating these seaweeds.) I took them out of the big plastic bag and decided to arrange them according to ... whatever inspiration I got then.

It all started when I saw my mum's handy fan on her dressing table. I got my inspiration from there and decided to do this!


See! It looks just like the fan on top, just the seaweed-y version of it! I had another inspiration ...


Alamak! This is a failure. Can someone please teach me how to arrange the "fan" of cards properly? I think I need tuition on this before I can do it again. Just wait for me to master the art of, fanning!

Come and think about it .... It ain't that bad what .... Just a little off only!



1:19 AM


Sunday, September 7, 2008

School's starting tomorrow and I have no mooood to go to school. Once school reopens, it's exams exams exams, study study study, revise revise revise, test test test. Totally NO LIFE at all. But what to do ... It is a part of our lives where we have to go through - studies. I just hope that everything would go smooth and well for me until the end of my final exams!

It is the final stretch for me. I have to perservere and push on, run the marathon till the end!
I can do it! ;D




7:55 AM


Friday, September 5, 2008

As I am sitting in front of my laptop now, there are many thoughts running through my mind. Thoughts of both major and minor problems. But, most problems do not really concern me at all. I am just being what most people call, KPO. I do not not think that I would want to blog about them.

I would like to start this post by saying that ...
Sylvia Quek is a SUAAAA GUUU! Serious!
I don't want elaborate on it, but I just want exagerrate it.

Starting on the real topics to talk about, I think that Singaporean Aunties are ... very high class. Just today, Xin Yi and I were having our lunch in KFC at Lot 1 and we, apparently, sat behind a group of Aunties. This group of Aunties are, not too old and not too young either. Why I say that Singaporean Aunties are getting more and more high class is that ... It is different from the olden times when Aunties have to stay home to take care of their grandchildren and clean up the house and stuffs. Now, Aunties are hanging out in shopping malls, ordering soft drinks and that is definitely more high class than hanging out in coffee shops drinking coffee! Or tea, of course. That did not amaze me much. What really amaze me about Aunties is that they can talk non-stop for more than .. I do not know how long ... Just talking and bitching about! If it was me, I think I will get bored after an hour or so. Amazing isn't it?

You know, I can do magic! Check this out!

It all happened during Mr Kumar's lesson. I was doing my Mathematics at the back of the class while munching on Dr. Doolittle's Finest Wild Berries Pastilles. The pastilles container is the one on top.


This is actually how the pastilles look like. They look good, taste really good too!


The top picture is what would happen if you much on pastilles while doing Mathematics within 5 minutes.

Once the pastilles were in my tummy, I closed the container .. and it looks just as new!

This is the beginning part when I start to do my magic. I took the closed container and shook it for 5 seconds. And when I opened it ...

TA-DA! There was a handphone inside! MAGICC! Wah Lah!

Am I a pro? Or am I a pro? Yes, I am a pro!

(You can't disagree with this again)



7:05 AM


Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Oh yes, this is a post for all my classmates!

HAPPY 21 MONTHS OF KNOWING EACH OTHER.
I LOVE YOU ALL!

Thanks for all the joy and laughter.

P.S. This is so lame chop.


7:08 AM



So I guess this blog is not going to be dead for the time being as I will be blogging every now and then.

It is, once again, the September holidays. It has become a common thing, that one would have to get back to school, even during our breaks. Aren't holidays for resting and relaxing? I am indeed getting more tensed up about my school work as the days are nearing the final examinations, and not relaxed.

I guess my one week break is not well spent. Everyone around me is studying and mugging and putting in their best effort to make sure that all their theory is well prepared for whereas for me, I am slacking and playing whenever the opportunity arrives. To be frank, I have not even touched any of my books yet. My results are dropping like from sky high, to now, six feet underground, or more. I personally don't know what should I be doing to help myself. I guess it is all about initiative and responsibility. One must initiative to do things and be responsible for his or her own actions. I must take initiative to study and be responsible for my own results. I don't want to regret after getting back my results, again. That was just a slight digression. Back to the topic on holidays. I sleep late everynight, and wake up rather early to get to school for lessons. Half heartedly attending the lessons because it is the holidays. When I get back home, it's playing time. Staring at some rectangular screen for the rest of the day, and sleep late at night again. This cycle just repeats itself.

I guess it is really time for me to pull up my socks and to be the black horse. I know I have said this many a times but this time, I mean it and I really mean it. Just watch out for me. I will prove all of you wrong.


I just found a picture of my younger days recently. I think I was 1o or 11 years old then. What a nerd was I. I'm going to get back to the nerdy days. It doesn't look that bad, right?



6:48 AM