I got pwned today, seriously.

I went out to the movies with Xinyi, Shuqin and Chinyee. Happily, they told me they were buying the tickets to High School Musical 3, and I trusted them. I knew there was something on with them, definitely. They knew I was afraid of horror movies and guess what, they bought tickets to The Coffin. Best thing is that, they managed to all act damn well and hid the secret from me. They also spilt their roles very well, you know!

Xinyi - Buys the tickets
Chinyee - Collect money and students passes
Shuqin - Distract me and pull me away from Xinyi

And they I fell right for it. I had to pull through the stupiiid movie which was not scary and super boring. There were even primary school kids sitting behind me watching the movie! And luckily, I got a shock only once throughout the whole movie, unlike Xinyi, who kept jumping. And then she'll go, "I got a shock leh, you got ma?" throughout the whole movie. When we laughed at her for her many shocks, she says, "it's the sound effect laaa". Full of excuses right? YES.

If you think that I got pwned for that, it's not only it. Siong sent me his baby photo recently. Guess what? His eyes when he was a baby is even bigger than my eyes now. OMG OMG OMG. OYB OYB OYB. It's super big lahhh! His eyes take up like a quarter of his face already, or more. Why are my eyes so smalllll ....!



SEEEE! SO BIGGGG! I never kid you right! =/

Huiying just asked me to go and die.

2/7'o6 HY says:
you can just go and die.

It was because I told her "看在你份上... ". And I translated the whole phrase into English which became "See on top of your shit" (看在你粪上). She immediately asked me to go and die. She added on that my Chinese is A1. Of course A1! I know I know!

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DEXTER IS SUPER FUNNNNAAYYYY!

Dexter says:
infact

Dexter says:
i used to hv double eye lips

Dexter says:
but then i think cos i always sleep so little

Dexter says:
then over the eyes

Dexter says:
my eye lips starts to...err...shag?

Dexter says:
now i become single eye lip le

Dexter says:
lol

jessicaudrey ; says:
double eye lips !?!!

jessicaudrey ; says:
double eyelids la!

Dexter says:
OOHHH

jessicaudrey ; says:
wah lau eh!

jessicaudrey ; says:
haha

Dexter says:
ok...wheres the hole tat i just dig...

Dexter says:
need to hide :S


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so hilarious.

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ALAMAK!

My laptop is like infested with ants. I lifted up my laptop from the table and there ... wah lah! All the ants! OMG OMG OMG! OYB OYB OYB! It was really freaky. I could not think of any other things to do to the ants and so, i taped all the ants up and killed them. I can't possibly use an aerosol can and a lighter to burn them up what ... I'm such a pro. FREAK! I taped up 33 ants! OMG OMG OMG! OYB OYB OYB!



Talking about the topics on insects ... I had custard apples for dessert today. The more I looked at the seeds of the custard apples, the more they resemble that of the cockroach eggs! OMG OMG OMG! OYB OYB OYB! And the sandy skin of the custard apples reminds me of ... ANTS! OMG OMG OMG! OYB OYB OYB! Can someone give birth to more anteaters please?



SEE! LOOKS REALLY LIKE COCKROACHES EGGGSSS!
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