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I love everyone.
Everyone loves me.

i love me ;

i'm your best friend.
hyper-active and mischievous.

p.s/ i love my hair!


i love you ;


i love them ;

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[T]asya
[X]ingya
[X]inyi
[X]inying
[W]eekeat
[W]eibin
[W]eisian
[Z]hilin

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

Few days back, 4 HUGE pimples popped out on me! I was damn sad. And it's like ... the 4 pimples can form a straight line! Oh well.

My brother, after he booked out, and he saw me, he went "Wah! Now you become Subaru already!" He mentioned that my pimples were just like the stars in the Subaru logo which looked like this ...


He added on, "Take care of your face, don't become like the American Flag". This one too much already! OMG OMG!

I will never become like that American Flag, for goodness sake!
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明日复明日,明日何其多;日日复明日,万事成蹉跎!


This is for those who think that I don't know Chinese! Take that! AHAHHAHA!


8:21 PM



Today is a rather fulfilling day for me. It has been such a long time since i spent my weekend like this and I enjoyed it.

My day started at 8 am. I woke up and headed to church. I was home at around 10.30 and Mummy forced me to bring her GARANG GUNI items to the market for sale.

It was quite embarrassing, seriously, having to carry those Brands' small bottles, some cans and other stuffs, in a clear plastic bag and bringing them to the market. I carried the heavy bottles in the plastic bag which I tried to move it to my side so as to not let others see what it contained. Who the hell would know that the plastic bag gave way, and all the bottles dropped and started rolling down the slope. I had to run after those bottles while my Mummy kept laughing at me.

This was where we brought the items to, you can see "Cash for Trash". My Mummy and I just left the items there.


Later we went to Paragon for a sumptuous meal and we had Japanese food! It has been a long time since I last ate Japanese food. We then proceeded on to do some shopping. Mummy bought a mop from Tangs and imagine that we had to carry the stupid mop, which apparently wasn't foldable, all the way from Tangs to Paragon. It was super embarrassing. It was like some tour guide leader holding a banner up to guide a group of tourist where to go, just that there wasn't any tourist following us then. My Mummy and Brother called that the 'Zhu Ba Jie's Stick' and only I can carry it because I'm a pig. They kept saying that I'm short and fat and kept pinching my spare tires! I'm not short ... But I admit that I'm fat. Haha. It was quite stupid to carry that dumb dumb mop.

We then came home and I helped Mummy out in the kitchen. I cooked CURRY!
TRUST ME. I COOKED IT AND IT'S EDIBLE!

My Mummy was like "This is the first time you spend so much time in the kitchen right? And cutting so much vegetables."

These are the ingredients to cook. I prepared .. half of it! Good enough already! HAHAHAH!

I am going to skip the steps on how to cook it. And I shall show you the almost end product!

I believe it is going to taste SUPER DUPER NICEEEE!
(p.s. tell me that you are hungry!)

AND NOW! WHO SAID I CAN'T COOOK!
I CAN COOOOOK!

;DDD


4:24 AM


Thursday, October 23, 2008

Ever wondered how I became a PRO in studying?

Actually, I didn't want to share this with all of you. But since I am such a good soul, I shall show you the correct way of studying to get your excellent results, like mine!


Ta-Dah! It is the best place one can study, away from all distractions. Oh yes, I pasted my notes on the glass door and studied it ok!

And it worked! So if you want excellent results like mine, try it!

You can bathe while studying and not forgetting that it saves time!
;D


4:47 AM


Friday, October 17, 2008

Technology in our world today has become so advanced, so advanced. So much so that even prostitution has become an online thing! It really surprises me how technology today, have been used, to suit each and every of our needs. This was my experience yesterday, or perhaps, this morning.

I was online till around 2.30 am this morning. At around 1.30 am, there was this prompt for me to accept, this person who has just added me on MSN, as a friend. Naturally, each and everyone of us would click on accept and that was what I did. Apparently, this person who added me was a female. And this was our conversation.

Lady: "Hi, I am the boss of ... (I forgot what company but it had a very girlish name)."
Me: "Ok."
Lady: "I was thinking of hiring you to work for me."
Me: "...." (I was thinking, maybe it's a shoeshop that I can work in during my holidays)
Lady: "Are you 18? I guess you must still be a V?"
Me: "I'm sorry, I'm 13 this year and I am not a prostitute, unlike you. Get a life, whore!"
Lady: "My bad."

And I blocked and deleted her. Amazing right? Coming online just to find girls for to work for her as a prostitude. The wonders of the internet .... I don't even know how she managed to find my email and stuffs like that! What the hell ... She freakking scared me in the middie of the night.
D;
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Let us have a change of topic. Talking about religion and God. All of us have our own religion -Christian, Catholic, Muslim. Hindu, Free-Thinkers. For me, I think and feel that different religions pray differently, but to the same God. It is like the spectrum of coloured lights, combining together to form white lights. Agree?

But what I don't understand here is that ... Why most of the religions don't preech to others, about their Gods, while most of the Christians do so? Why do they preech. when they haven't got the true message of God?

It is a very pretentious think, I personally feel, for them to preech, as if they really love their God that much. I personally dislike people to preech to me, they know nuts, especially the youngsters, lifting each and every of their sentence/quotes from the bible. But thinking again, how much do they understand from each of these quotes or they literally translate word for meaning? If you are someone, like a priest or pastor, I have nothing against you preeching. But youngsters preeching, please wake up.

I dislike people who says, "For God's sake ... I will blah blah", "For the love of God ...". It's just using God as an excuse for you to do or not do something. Do it for yourself, why God? You don't even know if God exists, what you hear about him, is from others. So if you want to preech, what makes you a reliable source of information? If you experienced God's presence, then it is a different thing altogether.

I don't mean to offend anybody here, but just stating what I personally feel.
Chill!


11:46 PM


Wednesday, October 15, 2008


TAY PING HUI!

OH MY GAWD!
He's so hot so hot so hot!

I'm love struck!
HAHAHAHAHAH!
Guys out there, don't be jealous!

Just kidding, I'm just his air-conditioner. I think he has too many fans already, so I'm going to be different and be his air-conditioner. WHOOOO!
;D


10:48 PM


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Oh yes, there is something which I really want to say and that is ..

MOZILLA FIREFOX IS MUCH MUCH BETTER THAN INTERNET EXPLORER!

Seriously, moz is much better. Internet explorer has been giving me a lot of problems recently and I got sick of it and so, now I am using moz. And moz works perfectly well and stuffs. A big thank you to those who introduced me to it.

(ii noee larhsx, ii computer nooobiiexxs lehxsz)


11:02 PM



My Mummy and Daddy always think that I can't cook. They always say that when I grow up, they would be really worried for me because I do not know how to cook. Well, maybe that's true, but only to a certain extent. I can cook ... if I want to, and I haven't show them my real ability yet! Okay, that was just self denial, but yeah, I CAN COOOOOK!

Look at the egggie I cooked! It looks so delicious!

And I finished it all ... Ok, except for the Chao Da parts. BUT IT STILL TASTED NICE!


I admit, I burnt the eggggie. It was literally stuck to the wok and it was dark brown in colour. But it was a good attempt. To come and think about it, this is my third time frying an eggggie.

I remembered the first time I fried and egg, I don't dare to eat it. I added soy sauce to the fried egg and then covered it and left it on the table. I think I was ... Primary 6 at that time. My brother came home and then saw the egg on the table and asked me why I am not eating it. I replied "I .. I don't dare to eat". And so, he took the egg and ate it. He said "Not bad, but too salty." See? My first try not bad right? HAHAHAHA.

Oh yes, also, I only know how to cook scramble eggs like the one above. I don't know how to cook the egg, as a whole.
;D

I CAN COOOOOK!
(gibb face larhx, dun luffz)


10:36 PM



Life has been tiring, I guess. It's mugging and mugging and more mugging. I can't wait for the end of examinations. I'll be as free as a cuckoo bird then.

For the past few days that I have not been blogging, it has been like a roller coaster ride for me. Getting irritated at the slightest things, and with my impatient personality, I got pissed at almost every negative thing that happened. Seriously, why can't I have life and everything going my way? Why are there always obstacles for me, making me flare up? Screw it. Those were the downs, and of course, there were too, the ups. Cracking jokes, laughing at funny matters and stuffs. It was my parents' birthdays too! Happy Birthday to them! ;D

Let's change topic. The zoo definitely brings back fond memories for me. The last time I went to the zoo was in June, with my mum and cousin who came to visit me in Singapore. My cousin is a lover of animals, and so, during her stay here, my mum decided to bring her to the zoo. A monkey there definitely left a deep impression on me. Focus on the biggest monkey, and the red part of him.


Speaking of monkeys, that stupid TOH did something to my picture, and their group photo. As I did not go out with them to the zoo after mid-years, my photo wasn't taken with them. And nicely and happily, she inserted my picture inside. I don't know if I should thank her or not, I don't think I want to. She made me go "WTF WTF WTF" for multiple times. Look at what she did.

Yeah yeah, I've got the best position in that picture and was so out of place. Idiot! So, I decided to take revenge on her. And I did this ... which apparently never set her blood boiling. This is a failure ...


Check this out!

That was PROOO! Ok, I know that, you need not tell me. OMG TOH! Your real gender is revealed. WHAAHHAAH!

Yesterday, I went out with two TOHs and one LIM (with two chins). It was my first experience being out shopping with them, and it was definitely fun. The other TOH so wanted me to take pictures with ... these on. And apparently, she finds it very funny.

Save your comments to yourself. It's not that funny what! It's uber tak glam la!

Anyway, that sums up roughly what I had been up to for the past few days. There were actually more but I amd super duper lazy to blog. Cheers.
;D

(Please don't kill me TOH)


7:00 AM


Thursday, October 9, 2008

I have not been blogging that frequently like I used to. I have been busy all these while. School, Work, Play, Eat, Sleep. They're all taking up my time. Oh well, why can't we have more than 24 hours a day?

The socks that I put on to school everyday is getting looser and looser. Is there such a word? Okay, nevermind. Yup. So it happened that this morning, I put on my socks and shoes and all prepared to leave the house when I suddenly remembered that I left my handphone on my bed. I took out my shoes and this was what happened .... The socks ended up inside the shoes when I took them off. My dad saw this and laughed and said "Only my daughter would take a picture of such nonsense". Oh, what the hell.


If you think that that is bad, I am sorry, that's not the worst. The worst is that I have been having this huge ulcer since saturday and it hurts super badly. It is restricting me from talking and stuffs!

I know that this is quite disgusting but the unlcer is really 1cm long or more! Stupid ulcer. I have been having them for quite a number of times these few months already. Joe asked me to visit a doctor if this continues. Sigh, why is it always me!

I may sound really depressed about in this post but trust me, I am not. Because I put bonjela on the ulcer already and the ulcer now does not hurt but later, it will. Oh yes, the salt water did not work!


7:06 AM


Thursday, October 2, 2008

Age catches up with time. With a blink of an eye, we have been living on this earth for many many years.

At different points in our lives, some of us would wish to be in a different age from what we are now. Some of us would wish to be older, to have more freedom to make our right choices in life. Some of us would want to remain like what we are now, as we enjoy our life as it is.

For me, I wish to turn back time. I want to back to when I was a toddler again. I will then be able to be as cute as ever (am still cute now), have the freedom to do anything I want. I would then be able to be the most innocent kid among all the other people, have the attention of everyone and stuffs. I would then be surrounded by many many soft toys and my siblings and cousins would give in to whatever i want! WAHAHAHAH!

I wish .... I wish ... I wish .....


7:32 AM