I have got fate with everything, including birds, real birds.

And so, Mum told me that it is the birds' mating season now. Apparently, there is a black bird always hanging outside my window, chirping every now and then. Whenever I study, the chirps become a pain. That's besides the point. This black bird is always flying up and down outisde my window. Once, I even saw it on my window grill and I shooed it away. A correct guess of mine would be that this bird built a nest on my neighbour's (upstairs) ventilation unit or I don't know what you call that. Because of that, it keeps shitting on my window panes whenever I open my window. By the way, it is a black bird with a yellow beak.

I can't stand birds, so I initiated an act to keep the bird away from my window - I drew a scarecrow with read fiery eyes.



And yes, you guessed correctly, the bird still returned. STUPID KUKU BIRD.

When I was young, around the age of five, there was this bird that stood on one of the window grills in the living room, and shitted there. Its waste, if I never remembered wrongly, was black and white. Curious, my brother and I went up to that window (after the bird flew away), and stared at that patch of ... Then we got all so excited and started giggling. And the worst part, we dared each other to touch it. I can't remember if I touched it or not but I knew it was really silly of us then.

See what fate I have with birds. TSK!

EHHH. PLEASE TEACH YOUR BIRDS PROPERLY LEHHH!
;DDD

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