Today is really a crazy day for me. Everything just seems crazy.

I woke up early this morning, to study for my tests. One of which was my GP. I lied on my bed while reading my notes, and eventually, I fell asleep.

During that short 30 minutes of sleep, I dreamt of 2 of my primary school most disliked teachers. One of them was standing in front of his wife, holding hands, looking into each others eyes with a sweet smile. And the other, was standing beside me. I told the teacher who was standing beside me, "EHH, YOU JEALOUS RIGHT!?".

The whole incident just happened and I was laughing at myself when I woke up.

When school ended, around 2pm, Allan telephoned me and we started chatting for a while. Before putting down the phone, I said "Okay. Bye. Goodnight.". I felt so retarded saying Goodnight at such a hour and he, of course, started laughing at me.

Dinner was rather crazy too. Dad took over the kitchen and started rojak-ing all the leftover food. If I am not wrong, this is the first time he's in the kitchen. He make some very salty fried rice with mince meat, egg and sausages. My brother and I were laughing all the way during dinner. We even layed the food properly on Mum's dinner plate and told her that she's having fine dining with our future minister. It was crazy!

Oh yes, I think Mambo Italiano is such a catchy song!
I was singing it all morning! ;DDDD



It's just a crazy day!
;D

♥ 12:08 AM

My family went for a photoshoot again! ;DD

But this time, I was smarter. I told them not to touch my hair at all, and put on natural make up for me. At least it did not turn out that bad.

This was the previous time my family and I went for a photoshoot.
Stop laughing at my hair and make up!



This was today's photoshoot. Not too bad right? I told my mum that I looked super duper ultimate cute in every picture. WAHAHAH.



The best part of all, we had to put on the Japanese costume. I look very weird in it. My brother was like "Her poses will never happen in reality". My parents nodded in agreement. They are so mean mode median!



Okay, I shall stop laughing at Curry-Pok hair anymore. So you guys should stop laughing at me too!
;DDD

♥ 1:47 AM

As I on my way home from school today, I saw this balding man walked past me. His hair looks similiar to the one in this picture.



He had more hair on the side and back of his head. But the top was rather shiny, with only a few strands of hair pulling across his oily scalp, from one ear to the other ear. I felt like laughing, but I had to control my laughter or else others would think I am a retard.

Putting myself in his shoes, either I'll shave bald and look cool, or I'll put on a wig to deceive others. Shaving bald looks good, if you have the head shape and a good figure to go with. Furthermore, you can shave on shampoo! Putting on a wig may allow you to look good, but then .. If there is a strong wind, the problem comes. Just imagine your wig flying off and landed on someone's face! HAHA. Last choice I would go for are those hair treatment palours. I think they are not of very good use once you stop your treatment.

All in all, I don't wanna go bald. It looks pretty hideous on me.

Changing subject, today was a pretty fun day for me. Valentine was a joke during Chinese lesson. He took our school's house bear (soft toy) and made it walk. He then made it put on his spectacles and lie down, putting a pen in between its legs. Everyone who sat behind him, who was watching what he was doing, was laughing like crazy.

He then turned around and told Josh Tang, "This is not a pen. It is a ball pen.". With that, they started laughing like mad.

This is what he made the bear look like.
(I can't believe I did it for picture's sake!)



After school, Janelle had to pack dinner for her brother. So Shaz and I accompanied her to Macs. She ordered a "FEELER OH FISH". Upon hearing that, Shaz and I burst out into laughter and I started sticking out my fingers and stuffs.

It was an enjoyable day for me.
;D

♥ 3:50 AM

CONGRATULATIONS BRO!
(I'm the best sister)

Finally my brother commissioned. He was waiting for this day anxiously and was counting down the days on MSN. And he kept telling me things like "21 more days to commissioning!". It's all over now, a burden off his chest.

I attended his commissioning just now. The parade itself was pretty good, while the food was a disappointment. I am so proud of my brother.

Oh yes, the whole time I was busy looking out for Victor (so difficult to find him) and only got to see him during dinner. And look what he just told me ...


i am legend says:
eh jess..
jess chai. says:
yeah?
i am legend says:
i regreted..
i am legend says:
lol
i am legend says:
regreted not saluting to your bro
i am legend says:
i forgot got ang pao
i am legend says:
lol
jess chai. says:
LOOOOl
jess chai. says:
wth!
i am legend says:
wasted man..

So during the whole parade, my dad kept pushing this lousy 3.2 megapixels digital camera to me. It cannot even take a clear picture. There were practically disturbance everywhere. And he was happily using his 8 megapixels digital camera with his bad photography skills. That brings me back to my point ...

I WANT A CANON EOS 40D. ;(((



Then I can use it and go around taking all the unglam yet clear shots of all you people. And I can look professional too. Most importantly, I'll me enjoying myself. It will also be easier for me and my boyfriends to take nicer pictures without having to worry about the quality of our picutures.

Anyone offers to buy me one?
;D

♥ 7:36 AM

I have got fate with everything, including birds, real birds.

And so, Mum told me that it is the birds' mating season now. Apparently, there is a black bird always hanging outside my window, chirping every now and then. Whenever I study, the chirps become a pain. That's besides the point. This black bird is always flying up and down outisde my window. Once, I even saw it on my window grill and I shooed it away. A correct guess of mine would be that this bird built a nest on my neighbour's (upstairs) ventilation unit or I don't know what you call that. Because of that, it keeps shitting on my window panes whenever I open my window. By the way, it is a black bird with a yellow beak.

I can't stand birds, so I initiated an act to keep the bird away from my window - I drew a scarecrow with read fiery eyes.



And yes, you guessed correctly, the bird still returned. STUPID KUKU BIRD.

When I was young, around the age of five, there was this bird that stood on one of the window grills in the living room, and shitted there. Its waste, if I never remembered wrongly, was black and white. Curious, my brother and I went up to that window (after the bird flew away), and stared at that patch of ... Then we got all so excited and started giggling. And the worst part, we dared each other to touch it. I can't remember if I touched it or not but I knew it was really silly of us then.

See what fate I have with birds. TSK!

EHHH. PLEASE TEACH YOUR BIRDS PROPERLY LEHHH!
;DDD

♥ 7:54 AM

Yesterday was seriously a bad day for me. I prayed and hoped and prayed and hoped ... But, things did not go the way I wanted it to. I still capsized. -__"

I had canoeing training at Macritchie, and was asked to go on a T1 canoe. Apparently, that canoe is said to be super stable and no one would capsize when in it. At first, I thought so too. Later did I realise that I shouldn't have looked down on that canoe.

The moment I was in the canoe, I felt super duper uber unstable and I dare not paddle. In the end, I manage to muster some courage and paddled my first few strokes. I did it lightly as not to shake the canoe that hard. I managed to stay stagnant in the water for 10 minutes or so, without paddling. When I started to paddle again, I (SHIT MAN) capsized. And my canoe was filled with loads and loads of water and it sank in the water VERTICALLY. (I am so sorry, Joseph. Thank you too!) Joseph and I had to seek help from many other canoes of other schools to help us. I did not capsize once, not twice, but five times! In the end, Yao Jie had towed me back to shore. (Thanks, Yao Jie.)

When I was at shore, then I realised that my paddle was too long for me and my knees were too high while in the canoe. It was hell I tell you when you capsized. Mr Ang was like, "Every year there is definitely a clown who would capsize the canoe vertically. This year it is her." WAHHH LAUUU EHHHH!

But it was an experience man.
;D

♥ 3:53 AM

Man.

I can't believe I got pissed at this outright goondufool and used 0.0000001% of my brain power to argue with him. And yet, his brain could only bring him to counter argue with me in insulting my parents and changing the topic when you bring up a piece of evidence. The only thing he ever knew was to say that I am acting childish and like a 12 year old. Oh yes, he also know nuts about humility and kept boasting about his family being rich and looking down on others. Oh yes, Shatec rocks according to him. WTF. -__"

Oh yes, he was the one who said he would pay me 10k with an iPhone and a laptop to have sex with him. And yeah, he keeps boasting that he has a fregging huge D**K and blah blah. I bet it's just as long as my pinky, or even shorter. So I am going to block and delete him on MSN once and for all. OMGAWDDD.

I just wasted part of my energy on scolding this gooondufool for nuts man. He's just plain, dumb, stupid, blockhead, horny, perverted and blah blah.

And he just made me broke my record for not getting angry like for don't know how many years. DAMNNN. See now I have to recount again.

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So .. School ended at 12.30 today for me today. I went to Macs with part of my old clique and we started eating. (Canoeists are going to kill me man)





From that mountain to ... I wasn't involved in it OKAY (To save my ass).
;DDD

♥ 6:41 AM

Life's like that. When you see someone having something that you don't, you really wish to have it. That goes for relationships.

Everyone around me is slowly getting into relationship commitments and they seem to be very happy together. Seeing couples on MRTs, buses and even on the roads acting lovey-dovey, it makes you feel as if ... You just can't wait to find your own couple too, to fill that empty space within yourself! I admit, at times I do feel that way.

But thinking deeper, and asking if I would be able to handle my relationship, studies and CCAs at the same time, I start to doubt myself.

In schooling life, I hardly have time for myself, not to even talk about the other half. Furthermore, committing to the other party is rather tough for me, because I place my priorities on my family and work before him. In addition, I have many close male friends, and if he gets jealous .... I shan't think that far.

As much as I really do want to find a boyfriend (AHEM*), I guess it is not the right time for me. So I am still going to stick to MY TAY PING HUI. He's the best. WHAAHAH.

;DDD

♥ 6:13 AM